Dude cooks bacon on M16 barrel, takes DIY to a whole new level of crazy

Prepare for the loudest breakfast ever

Here's a Food Network pilot pitch for you: Titled Grub and Guns, this new reality series pits talented gun-loving chefs against each other in a no-holds-barred battle to see who can prepare the best three-course meal using only the piping hot steel of their firearms. This guy, who is seen cooking bacon on his M16 barrel in a fit unexplainable DIY insanity, could even be one of the first contestants. Come on, what do you think middle America? Reply with #YeeHaw to show your support and help make his dream your reality. (P.S. I'm kidding, please don't do that.)

Discovered From: Dustin Ellermann