Worst Day Ever

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Things don't get much worse than shitting your pants in public. There's two kinds of people in this world: those who have shit their pants and those who are fucking liars (to steal a Louis C.K. bit). Scotty Cranmer is one of the former and tells his tale on this week's Crooked World BMX.

Stoked on landing his first backflip on a dirt jump at 14 years old, Cranmer and his buddies went up the street to celebrate with some McDonald's. That's where it went all downhill. It didn't take long for the early stages of mud butt to set in, and Cranmer booked it out of Mickey D's to try and make it home on his bike.

On his town's busiest highway his bowels released. Cranmer stopped off in the woods to discard his soiled underwear and to do a clean up with his socks. Clearly he needed to get home and shower quickly. But when he arrived, his mom was having an open house because they were in the process of selling it. That was Scotty Cranmer's Worst Day Ever.

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BMX pro Corey Bohan relives the day him and his boys had to defend their local Australian skatepark from a drug-crazed rugby fan chucking beer bottles into the bowl. Things escalated extremely quick, because Australians love their rugby. It took a dad, a cricket bat, and a swift kick to the nuts to finally take the maniac out.

Have you ever had to defend your skatepark? Tell us in the Comments.