Getting towed is an officially certified, nationally recognized pain in the ass. We've all been there. We all get that. This guy, however, clearly took his pledge to never fill out a novel's worth of paper work at an impound lot located on what might as well be the moon a little too far, hooning his Jeep out of the claws of an evil tow truck before speeding off (the wrong way down a one-way, we might add) into the sweet, heady winds of freedom. Needless to say, this is all very funny, but if you don't want to get towed, don't park illegally, and if you don't park illegally, then you won't have to rip the oil pan out of your Wrangler while risking arrest on what was an otherwise chill Friday night. If that's asking too much, then maybe you should just take the bus.