With rain falling and the Long Beach Street Course a veritable hockey rink, there was plenty of carnage to go around during the opening practice round of the Formula Drift season. Check out our sheet-metal-spraying supercut here.

From F1 to Rally America, March was full of some craziest wrecks we've ever seen. Get a full helping of all the carnage right here, right now.

San Diego has been weathering apocalyptic-style rains recently (for there at least) and it's further evidence that people in Southern California have no idea what to do when it rains.

Take for instance this Lamborghini Gallardo owner. He decides it's a good idea to follow the lead of an SUV through a good few feet of water. Mind you, the Gallardo has less than 5-inches ground clearance, soooo we're guessing this dude's Versace's were probably underwater too...

Something tells us you've never seen this before and will, in all likelihood, never see it again. If you're a fan of crazy car fails and general WTF internet moments, then put this one on loop.

Want to see what happens when the human body accidentally folds in half? Then watch as Merari Paz gets origamied after slipping out on a risky back tail. Needless to say, this one stung everywhere.

Ahh, the infamous scorpion slam. Youtube's reason for existence. Your spine's worst nightmare. Thankfully for all you sadists out there, FailArmy has put together a flinch-worthy supercut of this disk-slipping, vertebrae-crushing phenomena. Pour yourself something cold and prepare for the carnage.

If you've never witnessed Megavalanche, a high-speed mountain bike race down the face of a freaking glacier, then consider this an apt introduction. Dodging bodies, bikes, and sketchy rock gardens, Jamie Nicoll eventually finished 7th, but the footage his helmet cam picked up along the way was absolutely gold. Hold on tight and check it out.