Fails

From F1 to Rally America, March was full of some craziest wrecks we've ever seen. Get a full helping of all the carnage right here, right now.

Want to see what happens when the human body accidentally folds in half? Then watch as Merari Paz gets origamied after slipping out on a risky back tail. Needless to say, this one stung everywhere.

Ahh, the infamous scorpion slam. Youtube's reason for existence. Your spine's worst nightmare. Thankfully for all you sadists out there, FailArmy has put together a flinch-worthy supercut of this disk-slipping, vertebrae-crushing phenomena. Pour yourself something cold and prepare for the carnage.

If you've never witnessed Megavalanche, a high-speed mountain bike race down the face of a freaking glacier, then consider this an apt introduction. Dodging bodies, bikes, and sketchy rock gardens, Jamie Nicoll eventually finished 7th, but the footage his helmet cam picked up along the way was absolutely gold. Hold on tight and check it out.